Fifteen years, and I’m still broke.

On a cool night in 2009, a nine-year-old, ruddy-cheeked kid was about to make the biggest mistake of their young life. They were about to look up photos of the then-Nicktoon Penguins of Madagascar. After a few clicks, they found themselves on a shady YouTube-esque website that only had links to YouTube videos. They watchedContinue reading “Fifteen years, and I’m still broke.”

Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want…

Originally published on Furaffinity on September 9, 2024. The temperature was perfect; There was never a dark day and he always felt like he was flying. Gods, he absolutely hated it. Every day he wished he was stuck somewhere else. Stuck in a cave, stuck on Mars, stuck at an East German burger fool job,Continue reading “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want…”